一段笑話了解創投融資與泡沫

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今天在網路上看到一些笑話

這些笑話讓我們了解了創投融資和泡沫

1、古代有一小姐,遇到一個上京趕考的窮書生避雨,發現其很有才華後,掏出一些銀兩並以身相許。次日,小姐垂淚送書生:「君若高中莫負妾身。」書生髮誓後,走了。小姐讓丫環把書生的名字紀錄在冊,丫環說:「這已經是第五十個書生了!」小姐說:「沒辦法,總有一個會真的考上的」。

2016最佳小說之《創投》

2、書生讓書童把一路上遇到的小姐們的名字一一記下,感嘆說:這是第九十九個了啊!

2016最佳小說之《融資》

3、書童問書生:「公子,自從三年前你離家,如今已經睡了九十餘名女子了。我們在各大赴京路上往復,難道就不去趕考了嗎?」書生答:「趕考當大官不也是為了錢和女人嗎?既得痴情女子九十有餘,還趕著考啥」?

2016最佳小說之《泡沫》

記得在企業概論這堂課

裡面有曾經提到投資100間

只要一個成功

就是賺了

但是這個古代小姐

其實上還是有做功課

但是確因為資訊不足

而導致錯誤的判斷

所以投資還是需要去多方蒐集資料

才會容易搭上成功的列車


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